At It Again
Lucifer Satan now appears to have been a
prime mover behind a concerted attempt to pressurise the Swedish Academy into
awarding Donald Trump the Nobel Peace Prize as a consolation should he fail to
rally Middle America for peace and unity as a presidential candidate.
There is considerable support around the
globe for such a face-saving move. The main grounds for it are that Trump would
be a major force for world peace if he failed to gain the US presidency. ‘People and politicians all over the world
will be so relieved that they will fall into each other’s arms in a spirit of
universal harmony, united at least on one thing,’ said Mr Satan at a hellish
press conference in Las Vegas, where he is appearing nightly as himself at The
Sands. ‘And you know how much I like universal harmony! It may be a con but
while it lasts it’s good for business!’
Mr Satan’s last success was as long ago as
1974 when Henry Kissinger won the Nobel Peace Prize, an event that forced Tom
Lehrer to give up satire. This was Mr Satan’s prime object at the time. He has
always hated satirists. Because they show no respect.
The Mexican government declined to comment.
Mexicans, hoping their security would be guaranteed forever if a great wall was
erected across their entire border with the United States, will now have to
re-consider their options.
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