Friday, 21 October 2016


Moments in History
Or
History in ‘Moments’ (1)

(WARNING: This history may be a little out of order.)

          As she rode (rowed?) to Tilbury Theresa pondered on the words she was so famously to utter as she bade farewell and bon voyage to her EU negotiators:
          ‘I may have the political skills of a local councillor and the heart of a Chief Whip, but I have the stomach of a male Prime Minister,’ she said to cheers on the deck of the sinking ship HMS LastoneLeft.
          How far they had all come as a result of her late father’s drastic solving of the King’s Great Matter and now This Realm, This England, stood alone. As did Theresa, steering her way through the labyrinth of a treacherous Court that might so easily have had her long since ‘remaindered’ like an unread old book of political memoirs. It was more vital than ever that she trust no one and keep her own counsel.

          Then there was Nicola of the Scots chafing behind Theresa’s northern border while seeking behind Theresa’s back to resurrect the ‘Auld Alliance’ with Theresa’s great continental enemy. But she was a problem that would have to wait, and meanwhile both Nicola and the EU were issues too delicate to be left in the clumsy hands of her bumptious First Minister, Blundering Boris, Earl of Weshallsea and notorious jester-turncoat….

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